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kvotheunkvothe:

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admiralrainbow:

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cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

wife: “are you ok”

Husband : “dont talk to me”

But they’re essentially only getting cramps, not actually forcing a baby out their privates. So isn’t this more of a kind of intense menstrual simulator? As in, the thing women go through every damn month?

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jenisicecreams:

Served up Jeni’s own Gazpacho recipe for Company Lunch last week. Here’s Jeni’s take on it, straight from the source: “Slightly more red peppers than tomatoes, jalapeño, red onion, cukes not too many, garlic and A.LOT. of olive oil and sherry vinegar. A few almonds. Espalette and salt. Now LISTEN, pulverize the shit out if it. And serve it in bowls like cereal over diced hard boiled eggs, diced gaz. Vegetables, olive oil croutons, queso fresco.”